I don't like hearing and reading phrases like "RIP Phone" or "I looooooove food!"

The reason I don't like it is because we mingle something so weighty, words so great to trivialities. I suppose we have come to a point in our culture where material loss is just as bad as emotional, physical loss of loved ones. What words will you reserve for your best friend's epitaph? We've also reached the waistline and sheer lust for food that we will say "I love food" with 23 o's. There will be no more O's left over to say you l_ve your wife.

I want to make an effort to not think, talk, or live this way: placing lofty meanings to complete frivolous bull crap. Don't let them hold hands. One will soil the other. Let me reserve real words for real emotion, real tragedy, real success. Not food, never to phones.